lmaoalien:

starllex:

*takes a selfie* 

image

 

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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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k1mkardashian:

I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight

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p-istos:

❤

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

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"Why did I tell you that."

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six word story (via vvoollim)

:(

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vapor-man:

tiddiemeat420:

where do quicksand take you tho 

The sand world

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